In case you missed it… February 6, 2007
Posted by Luke in stuff.trackback
I just passed the magical threshold of 1111 visitors to this bloog (no, that’s not a typo). I find this number most significant, as it is comprised solely of the lowest number and yet whips each one of them into submission with embarrassing ease (unless they, likewise, clone themselves, but to do so they need to first be 1111, so that rather defeats the purpose, no?). In addition, it is my address; yes, we are showered with blessings, that is clear. Next up: 2222! (It is sure to be anti-climactic. What can 2 do that 1 can’t do with a clone?)
Also, whoever visited this site yesterday may have witnessed a very strange phenomenon that I would attribute to aliens if I were to believe in the existence of aliens (there are no aliens, only immigrants), and as such tried to attribute to ghosts, but I don’t believe in them either (what’s to believe in? what have ghosts ever done for me? not nothin’, thas what. i mean, if i could walk through walls, i’d solve a few mysteries, stop a few crimes, and rob a few… i mean, get that old lady a drink from the fridge so she doesn’t have to get up.) But back to the phenomenon. Forthwith! On the sidebar to the right, beneath the ’search’ bar and above the links, was this — ‘about: novalueintdb’ — or some other wannabe Star Wars word. Now, I assure you that, unless my body was overcome by mischievous gremlins (e.g., JarJar Binks, Chewbacca, or an Ewok) for a spell in which they rendered me unconscious (and stranger things have happened, i’m told, though i remain skeptical) and proceeded to wreak havoc upon my precious bloog (an aside: is it possible to wreak anything but havoc? pray tell), I did not initiate, oversee, or otherwise authorize that alien box (I mean, immigrant box) (in case you’re lost in this sentence, it would read as such sans the extra frills: quote, I assure you that I did not initiate, oversee, or otherwise authorize that alien box, endquote.).
If any of you wish to argue the point, you are in luck! Unfortunately, it’s bad luck, since the point is inarguable. Case closed.
If any of you are or know who is responsible, immediately kill said creature. Or, maybe that’s too harsh. Cease and desist killing! You people are heathens.
No offense.
You, my friend, may have just been the victim of a malicious creature I like to sometimes call an “HTML BEAST.” It is a critter that takes joy in prancing about the world wide web, wreaking havoc (no, I don’t believe it is possible to wreak anything but havoc), on unsuspecting pages such as this one, by adding incomprehensible little bits of HTML code where they do not belong. I would attempt to do away with it, but there are many of them, and can only be destroyed by chickens. Which is unfortunate because of your denial of their existence. THUS they cannot help you.
However, because of the possibility that they might have been the perpetrators, do not allow any aliens, er, immigrants, near your precious blooging computer.
Eternal Embrace
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070206/sc_nm/italy_embrace_dc;_ylt=Anx6YWplPAvdthPWXzTRzy_MWM0F
why cant you wreak anything more than havoc? why not wreak…uh, say…wooziness…
what can I say that has not already been said…Iunderstand what you said, only I don’t think I should comment…so…there!
2222 hits! Whoop whoop! have yourself a party of something. or just a sandwich. or maybe a bowl of cereal. or just ignore it. anyway. there you go. enjoy yourself.
hot dog!